Saw a thread in the mediacorp forum that is quite interesting.. the title of the thread is ''You can....... but ..........'' some are really quite funny and some are quite true also.... those in bold are those that i think are funny..
~ You can read every single book but you cannot say you know everything in this world
~ You have savour every food but you cannot eat them at one go.
~ You can have all the women in this world but you cannot have their love
~ you can cry after breakups but no men or women is worth your tears.
~ You can serve NS for 10 years but to the garment, you are worthless.
~ you can mug for 10 hrs everyday but still fail ur exam
~ You can be the most cleverest thief in the world but one day you will still get caught by the police...
~ You can be the richest man in the world but you will still be bankrupt one day.
~ You can beat me if you dare but I will make sure you will pay for the price...
~ you can litter everywhere but there may not be anyone to clean up after u
~ you can swear all you want but still no one believes you
~ you can post all the lame threads you want, but all the moderators have to do is
just lock it up.
~ You can have a bed but not sleep.
~ You can have a house but not a home.
~ You can have medicine but not health.
~ you can think that to the world you r small but you'll nv noe to someone you r his/her world
~ You can go to watch a movie today but you must come back before midnight...
~ u can do whatever you want but u must not hurt urself
~ you can eat the candies but you must give some to your brother...
~ you can see the world but u must be filial to ur parents first.
~ you can sing but you cannot dance...
~ you can love but u cannot hate
~ You can buy what you want but you must have money first....
~ you can hate people for all u want but u can't stop someone for loving you
~ you can hold a person tight but one day u have to let the person go.
~ you can commit suicide but no one cares.
~ You can claim you're crazy but there's an even crazier person out there.